Look at your mom and remember, if you want a guy to stay with you, give him this

I don't pry into my son's personal life. But I wonder how he fucks his daughter-in-law

Wished for a triplet for New Year's 🎄 Now they're splitting my sperm into two mouths

I'm not jealous. I'll fuck myself and share with my brother-fucking friend

In front of my parents, I accidentally walked into my sister while we were fighting

I even teach these students how to suck themselves — let me show you how to do it